- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Equal rights!

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Blacks

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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