Emily Walker.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Obama = ebola

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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