Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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