A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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Women's Rights Movement

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Equal rights!

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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What is 9+10? 19

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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