- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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