How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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all the kids had fun

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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