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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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