- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

joke under this line wins _________________________

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

flavin's head

Homonyms should be band.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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