Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

the economy.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Your mom went to college

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

if you don't like this you're gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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