How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I literally died laughing

thumb_up thumb_down +10

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Rebecca Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What are annoying? Ads.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops