- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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