- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny people fart less.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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