Female rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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