- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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