Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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