- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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