A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are blue Colton is gay

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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