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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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