- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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