- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

why do mexicans get made fun of

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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