- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Dance is a sport

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Justin's life

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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