how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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