How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Chris Bosh's neck

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Caca.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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