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Badabing.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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KILL WHITEY

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A seal walks into a club.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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