- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

ecks! why zee?

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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