- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All of these jokes are about white people

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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