Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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