- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

My cat just died.

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