- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Stop. Seriously stop.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

will you like this joke my sources say no

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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