- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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