- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Why so serious ?

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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