- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

homosexuals are gay

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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