- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Once, I went to Peru.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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