- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Bacon is delcious.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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