- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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