What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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