Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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boobs!

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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