- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

diarrhea.

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