- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

guess what what ...

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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