In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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what's the difference between a duck?

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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