why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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