- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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