- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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