- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

your mom is so fat.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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