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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

This is a joke.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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