What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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