- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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