- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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