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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

And you honored it I see :P

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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