- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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