What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

38 studio's new game... Finance City

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Oh my God! A talking dog!

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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