The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why? Why Not?

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Anti Joke

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