What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

rent a cops

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Girls soccer

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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