How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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No antijoke here.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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