why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What did the old man say? Im old

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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