- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

NASCAR

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

The dewey decimal system

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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