- Anti Joke

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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