how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Irish sobriety

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

I am dyslexic

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Ain't idn't a word.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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