Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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save me from the nothing ive become

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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