- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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