Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Women's Rights

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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