What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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BOTTOM!!!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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