What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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