How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

The NBA and womens sports

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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