What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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No soap radio

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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The NBA and womens sports

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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