How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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