- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Japan

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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