what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

your face

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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