Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's red and funny? The holocaust

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

women's rights

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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