How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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hi

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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