- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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