Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Anti Joke

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