- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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